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I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
January 28, 2010 5:45 am | #1You are so fat that your stomach arrives home 30 minutes before you
January 28, 2010 6:58 am | #2If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
January 28, 2010 7:03 am | #3Feel clean, feel happy.
January 28, 2010 3:44 pm | #4Last one to comment wins $100
January 30, 2010 2:33 am | #5is in love with a stripper.
January 30, 2010 2:35 am | #6Sorry, I don’t talk to morons before noon.
January 30, 2010 2:36 am | #7I dont know very much about love, please show me…
February 7, 2010 8:12 am | #8Love is in the Air…
March 16, 2010 12:26 pm | #9the ultimate cheater is a woman who injests alcohol and cocaine when she is 5 months pregnant
April 8, 2010 9:07 am | #10ohhhhh…
August 8, 2010 5:45 am | #11Stressed spelled backward is “desserts”, diet contains the word “die”, and exercise feels more like “exorcise”. I’m doomed!!
August 16, 2010 11:29 am | #12good day to all my friends
August 27, 2010 5:36 am | #13